Saturday, January 29, 2005

V*** DAY

The valentine day from 2000 was celibate affair. Every V-day was celebrated as a day of hope, expectation, great joy and something divine. It was a day to bath u’r soul, purge all the memory of the gone by girls, forget all the rejections, and sum up all the bad things u have done the last 364 days and vow to never repeat them again.

It was to be a ‘Vice free day’.

Vice free it had got to be, for that was the day when going out in the sun was forbidden and the moon, oh no the moon that days sends down moon rays, more poisonous and lethal than any snake venom. It was also a ‘no telephone day’,( think bout pretty telephone operator girls, working 365 days, lets give them a day off).

All this rules were taken from some holy Druez book, and as is the purpose of holy rules, they have a deeper hidden meaning and gain, they help u cushion through the whole treacherous day unheared and unseen, u are just a grain of sand.

But the next Vday the whole earth, city would notice, the newly discovered meteor with the venus for company. The girl forget earth will be noticed in u`r mohallah. Three cheers for the day and the smooth new U.

The blog should have ended here, but girls, it looks that i am having a crisis here,
need all the helping. (:- . i dont know that any other soul reads this, but incase it
read, leave a comment, for this thing needs one. Again need all the helping.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

wait, will u.

u have u`r own pace,
I would have loved u`r wait,
u are cruel, show no pity,
u make me so weak, so hapless,

why don’t u hide and conspire,
why do u walk unceasingly straight,
u`r gait makes me abandon, tactics and
the will to fight, till u knock my door, break in .

how do I fight u, my arms are in the basement,
vanquish me, but let me please arm,
for I wish a, warriors death,
alas! rusted armour, wont drape me.

it’s awakening, from the
unreal sweet slumber,
lotus eaters, weren’t u warned,
I have to take u, for I cant turn back.

Monday, January 03, 2005


I’m gonna take you by surprise and make you realize, Amanda
I’m gonna tell you right away, I can’t wait another day, Amanda
I’m gonna say it like a man and make you understand, Amanda
I love you

Life is never a lyric, but better to confess and absolve yourself then to grudge everyday.
When u have a crush and even ifn’t the “lady in red” is not Amanda. Tell her and lighen u`r soul. True advice.

Years of hindi movies have built fear into the hearts of all Indian boys, he dreads to put his love into words. His fear is not the sin(it is no sin, mind u), but the SLAP and “teri maa behan nahi hai kya” bit which he expects to follow. I ask all of u to fight this evil and save the poor Indian men.

I dared in the dying hours of the year, got turned down, but hey, the world isn’t conspiring as it used to now and everything looks clear as if I had got myself a new pair of specs.

I wish myself a great year now.

Trivia: Hindi and telugu movie industy are responsible for keeping my confession count in single digits, Otherwise the count might have warranted a google.